Friday, March 24, 2006
You Don't Have to Live Like a Refugee
If any of you young, single, Portugese ladies facing deportation are looking to find a Canadian boy to marry to stay in the country, look no further... than here.
Monday, March 20, 2006
If You Prick Us, Do We Not Bleed?
Frankly, between movies such as Failure to Launch and them cheese commercials, I find the recent rash of humour directed against mature individuals whom for whatever reason, still live w/ their parental units and are w/o any plans to leave the nest in the foreseeable future, a bit disturbing. Sure, it's just a few harmless jokes now, but if this current trend keeps rising, it won't be long before it turns into discrimination, and following that, outright hatred. That’s why it has to stop now. So stop eating cheese so long as they are running these ads, and if you find yourself going to see Failure to Launch, go see V for Vendetta instead.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
You Say Turin, I Say Torino
I say this as a positively straight, heterosexual male, but what I'd really like to see in the next Winter Olympics is gay figure skating pairs. I think that would be great.
Is short track speed skating relay not the most intense and exhilarating event to watch? They need more of it.
Last time it was a loonie, this time loonies and a gold leaf--I'm scared to think how much crap is going to be burried in the ice when it's our turn to host the Olympics.
24 medals and yet still such a bitter taste in our mouths. I think I know what will give our hockey teams an edge in the next Olympics though. Kimchee. From here on out, we feed our 2010 Canadian hockey team hopefuls good heapings of kimchee at every meal. I don't know what it is about that stuff, but damn does it ever make one skate fast.
Time to put Brian Williams back into storage for another 2 years.
