Wednesday, March 30, 2005
The Pharaoh and I
Every Easter when I see The Ten Commandments on TV, I keep thinking that Weird Al should do a parody of The Who's You Better You Bet.
When I say I love you, you say "Yul Brynner!"
Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner, you bet
When I say I need you, you say "Yul Brynner!"
Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner, you bet
I suppose I think of that everytime I hear that song too. Kinda ruins the song sometimes. Another song that got ruined for me is Elton John's Tiny Dancer, when I read on a message board somewhere:
Hold me closa Tony Danza...
Thursday, March 24, 2005
Every Man Has His Price!
Friday, March 11, 2005
Jetsgone
How Jetsgo closing down right before March break isn't criminal is beyond me. Ducking out like that isn't bankruptcy, it's an outright scam. Let me get this straight, Ottawa.. if I know I'm going to declare bankruptcy, I'm allowed to go out and snake as much money from as many people as I can before I do? It's funny, I've heard countless Jetsgo horror stories from a countless number of people, enough to know never to fly Jetsgo no matter how cheap (if I ever could get anywhere out of this stinkin' town, that is!).
The Toronto Star quoted Jetsgo founder, president, and main owner Michel Leblanc as saying, "We deeply regret that this had to happen." What they failed to mention was that he was saying all this w/ a smerk on his face. I say a good old fashioned lynching is in order.
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Pau-Pau-Power Wheels
Happy Birthday Wayne!
Right Best Actor, Wrong Movie
Watching Jamie Foxx win his Oscar reminded me of the time Ben and I got our fellowship to rent Booty Call for movie night. We came so close to watching it too, until Gilman found out what Booty Call was and decided that he did not approve. I can't remember what we saw instead, but I still have yet to see Booty Call.. although, I'd choose that before I choose Ray.
